...but why?

Good morning. Wait, it's 12.45 so good afternoon.

Head wrestling. Sat on a banker's toilet (am supposed to be cleaning her bathroom LOL)

Only 15 more mins then I get 2 hours off before my next shift.

...This is relevant to no-one's interests. Except me, and I already knew.
Like a true philosopher, I attempt to validate by garnering agreement. Unlike a true philosopher, my thesis is unfalsifiable. Popper would be ashamed.

I feel really hung over but did not drink yesterday. WHY?????

Modern toss is back on telly. It's a cartoon that grew into a tv show. There's not much at the website anymore but news; although there's still a panel or two. If you google image mr. Tourette you'll see some of their best.

The tv show has the velvety tones of mr. Christopher Morris. If you find some on youtube, watch.

MY COMPUTER (SEEMS TO BE) FIXED!!!!

We are nao running vista.

...Ned ran out and bought it while I was away getting rained on. Our gig went well, the sound guy did an impromptu join-in on drums which was awesome. I didn't forget any of the songs, although there was a minor emergency when I realised that I'd forgotten to pack knickers b/c my dress was hella short and I was on a stage too. I don't think anyone saw anything though, although doing air-drums on the white stripes track with my knees together was a new and difficult experience.


...My brother just said this:

"I touched a ps3 pad for the first time the other day. I expected it to be like a ps2 pad but it was different"

...He says normal things but in weird ways.

...Ok I am running out of steam so that's enough for you. GO AWAY.

...Ok that's from a Charlie Brooker show so it's only a joke. Don't, like, not come back or anything. Unless you weren't going to already. Whatevs. <3

I'm at London Waterloo waiting for a train to Salisbury. Because it's a Saturday morning, a bus that usually takes an hour took 35 mins and I have a loooooong wait. Well, abt 30 mins.

( Me and my brother are going to a festival to promote the air guitar championships. We have a 45 mins air guitar set to fill. )

Do you know that comedian, Mark Watson? He's on the Bulmers Pear Cider commercials.

Well I was just in a pub quiz against him in my local. I played it cool though, didn't talk to him. He saw us clock him but I hate embarassing celebs.

SERIOUSLY READ THIS THOUGH:

Lucy Griffiths has dyed her hair blonde, right? Coz ned's restaurant is in Covent Garden and he swears that he served a blonde girl that looked exactly like her and her friends were calling her "lucy".

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU-

He also served Chris Eccleston this week. Epic.

There's a person I want to be online and they are not online. Lol.

...You know those things that never stop making you giggle?

For me it's calling toilet paper 'shit tickets' and Malcolm Tucker saying 'fuckity bye' and most of blackadder season 3.

Apparently for Nick it's the word 'willies'

Ep 9 Season 3: the drunken recap.

I don't think I did this one already, and hulamoth got me hankering to rewatch this ep.

(I called her gwen on your comments but it's meg, aint it. Don't ask why)


So I decided to do drinking game recap.

Unusually, this time I am sober when I start, so it might be even less funny than usual. Suck it up. Or snark, idc. I feel in the mood for some rude but jokey banter. Maybe I should watch some Season 2 instead LOL.

( Oh, Meg, I luuuuuuurve yooooouuuuuu )

I feel really strange. Like, as if my whole normal life is spent underwater or something. I'm bizarrely hyperactive and giggly - no seriously, even for me. If I'd been bought a drink I'd think it had been spiked, seriously.

Everything seems really clear and sharp-

...Kind of weird but in a nice way. I'm on the top level of the bus at the front too; I got the best seat. !!omg cute girl just sat next to me!! Brb fapping.

Just a quick fic rec: Weekend At Vasey's. It started a while ago and I've just caught up and finished the final 4 chapters. It's by aoxelfrieda and it's fucking genius. I am almost as sad that's over as the show itself.

Right, still on the handheld so not much fanciness but I can do one link.

I keep forgetting that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are playing Thompson and Thomson
(yes, that is what I intended to put, they aren't related)

in Tintin. And andy serkis is captain haddock!! Squeee!

That's right, there are hot girls on my train.

Two of them.

They're kind of giving out a gay vibe, but it's a coupley gay vibe.

NM; they are nice to look at.

I don't have the balls to look at them any more though because they clocked me peeping and they're both cute gothish femmes and I look like a bull dyke with my adidas pants/doc martens/baggy black shirt in 23 degrees sunshine and filthy hair in equally filthy ponytail. Plus all the stretched piercings.

So I just did a life class. Yay, Charlotte has a tiny amount of work!

So I did this 3 hour class - one pose the whole time, with 4 stretch breaks and there was this one woman who kept bitching and bitching and bitching (to the teacher, in my earshot) that my pose was slightly different each time, but only after I'd been still for 10 mins, so all the other students had started making their alterations. I'm like: I can't see myself, genius, you need to tell me if you're not satisfied.

Also, we started this pose last week.




So then afterwards, with complaining and stiff joints, said student comes up to me and tells me:

"I was very worried for you doing that pose; I know a life model who worked all his life in the job and lost a leg at 60 due to holding awkward poses."


This was a middle-aged woman, too. I know it's stupid to assume, but I always think that by the time you get to that age you've grown out of passive aggression etc.


Well, thanks for telling me after I've held said pose for a cumulative total of 5 hours. Thanks a lot, annoying woman. Now in addition to my fears of losing my teeth and being blown up by Yellowstone Park (don't ask) I can add losing a limb in the line of duty to the list.



Any artists reading this, please treat your models as you would any other person who takes their clothes off for money:

WITH RESPECT.

That's right. ;D

...I'm not genuinely cross, btw, just sharing. I'm having a bit of a Charlie Brooker moment; because he seems angry about everything, sometimes he is shocked when people write in saying horrible things expecting him to agree. Not that people write in things to me that I don't agree with or anything...



...Hmmm this is not good reading. I think I should quit while I'm ahead.

I like cloudy rainy skies on hot days. The light is so diffuse there are no shadows. Everything looks a little dusty, but in a good way.

It's nice to have music in your head on a day like today.

Isn't it annoying when you think you did something well and it turns out that even you think it was shit later. Yes. Yes it is. That is all.


Maaaaan, lj blackberry style suxxors. It is hella slow browsing and typing and I can't open my comment notifications because I don't want to give lj my googlemail account because it'll probably get sold to a million marketing companies and so I am missing all the good stuff RH wise. And now is the time when we are all supposed to band together and BAWWWWWW

Ok, pity party over. Now where did I leave my balls...oh yeah, in my FREAKING PURSE. I have a strong urge to start rewatching BSG. Maybe I should have written frak up there.

LOL

Ironically I was thinking that I missed some really good stuff out of my epic music post, so here's a broader selection of things I think people should listen to (ie not just metal)

( I can't check the sound quality on these because although I'm on my pc it's a little buggered up and won't play audio from websites. )